He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon