I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So squirting runs in the family.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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