Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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