Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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