I feel great
I just peed on a car
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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