This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He better not be in your backpack
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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