we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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