so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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