i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
What a dumb baby whore.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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