so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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