Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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