Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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