Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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