what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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