butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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