Umm I'm too high to move.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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