so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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