We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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