Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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