Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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