He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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