why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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