I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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