It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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