the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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