Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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