D3 body, D1 cock
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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