Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
how drunk are you?
Several
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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