So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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