We won't sleep together?
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I am mentally ready for anal.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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