I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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