chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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