But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
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absolutely not
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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