...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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