My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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