While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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