did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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