is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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