dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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