girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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