Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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