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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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Is this the acid talking?
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I call bullshit
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