There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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