so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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