i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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