nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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