very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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