In the future we'll all be gay
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
do nipples grow back?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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