these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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