If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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