Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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