who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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