we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it's like heaven, but drunker
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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